5 definitions by Adm. H.G. Rickover

S.N.O.B.

The shortest Nuke on Board. Spoken SNOB refers to the nuke, regardless of rate, who has the shortest time on board a Submarine/Aircraft Carrier before separating from the Navy. Re-Enlisting forfeits ones right to The Snob Throne. The Snob's Court consist of The Snob Prince, Number 3, and The Jester.

MMN2: HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE YOU LEAVE?
ETN2: 3 MORE MONTH, THEN I'M BACK TO CIVILIAN LIFE.
MMN2: YOU RE-ENLISTING?
ETN2: HELL NO!
MMN2: SO THAT MAKES YOU THE S.N.O.B.
ETN2: ABSOLUTELY. HAIL SNOB!

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 15, 2021

The Jester

The final member of the S.N.O.B. Court. They are they fourth in the line of succession to The S.N.O.B. Throne. Succeeded by a nub who is wise enough not to re-enlist.

ETN3: ARE YOU IN THE S.N.O.B. COURT?
MMN2: YES. I AM THE JESTER

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 15, 2021

OBNOB

The Only Black Nuke on Board. A nuclear trained sailor on a Submarine or Carrier who is the only person of color on board. Is not limited to African American but must have a decent amount of Melanin.

ETN2: HEY, DOES IT EVER BOTHER YOU THAT YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY CAUCASIANS?
MMN2: NAH DUDE. I'M PROUD TO BE THE OBNOB!

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 15, 2021

The S.N.O.B. Prince

Spoken The Prince. The S.N.O.B. Prince is the right hand person to The S.N.O.B. They are defined by the nuclear trained sailor who is next in line to leave the Navy and assume The S.N.O.B. Throne. The Prince is succeeded by Number 3.

ETN3: ARE YOU THE S.N.O.B. ?
EMN2: NO, I'M THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE.

ETN3:WHEN DO YOU TURNOVER?
EMN2: IN 2 WEEKS WHEN OUR CURRENT S.N.O.B. LEAVES.

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 15, 2021

Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.

EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 15, 2021