Adel7's definitions

kidda wihish

In the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this means "this is bad." usually this phrase is said to little kids - it's kinda like "naughty boy/girl" or "that's naughty"

Jim: "Hey Mostapha, did you know yesterday I smacked my Reading class teacher on the behind?"

Mostapha: " kidda wihish ! Gosh I can't believe it."

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

bean burrito chant

Because the bean burrito from Taco Bell is known to cause lots of flatulence, it is often timely to sing the bean burrito chant after eating more than one bean burrito from Taco Bell.

John, talking to Taco Bell drive-thru worker: "I'll have 4 bean burritos please."

Kareem, sitting next to John in car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the windows and the doors while driving or else this car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."

John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!

Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!

Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"

by Adel7 August 29, 2007

bikeeya

In Egypt, bikeeya is the chant that the bikeeya man yells out to all of the people when he walks early in the morning. The bikeeya man collects people's unwanted broken appliances or furniture, or odds-and-ends. When the bikeeya man walks through the streets of Cairo, he will say "bikeeeyyyyyyyaa" and also "bickeya bickeyaa" and it's often funny.

Dude 1: "Hey, remember when we were little kids visiting Egypt and we used to take our Super Soaker water guns and shoot the bikeeya man from the 4-th story balcony? Those were the days man."

Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."

Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."

Dude 2: "Word."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

½ star hotel

A hotel that is in such a dilapitated state that it isn't even one star, but half a star.

While driving to Montana, we stopped at this motel looking place along the side of the road. Turned out to be a ½ star hotel . There were cockroaches and rats running around, and instead of a TV they had a bumpkin come and dance outside the broken window for half an hour. And instead of a heater there was a bunch of candles. And instead of a bathroom there was a hole in the ground outside. For the breakfast buffet they had some cows outside and there was some wheat to eat. That was a ½ star hotel ya know. But overall it was pretty good for the 10 bucks we paid.

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

hit the border

To go to Taco Bell. Usually occurs in the late hours of the night, after 11 PM.

Adam: "Ay, bro, do we have any pizza left from yesterday?"

Matt: "Naah, man. I guess we should... uhh.... hit the border?"

Adam: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh. Chalupas, spicy chicken tacos, Taquitos, and bean burritos! Let's hit the border!"

Matt: "Aight, let's bounce."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007

expeliamos

What you tell Harry Potter dorks when you get really pissed off at their nonstop Potter chit-chat. Basically, it's like saying STFU except it is more offensive to those pointy-hat-wearing Potter nuts.

HP dork: "I read the 7th book 17 times already, and tonight I'm going to read it again. I can't believe what happens to Ron and Hermione. Oh my gosh, it's like...."

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "Expeliamos! Don't make me call Voldemort on your nerdy ass? Now shut your mouth and do something productive."

HP dork: *starts crying profusely"

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "There there. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but please take my advice and stop reading Harry Potter and dwelling over this fake nonsense. How about reading something real like Grisham's The Firm? Eh? Try it - it might help you a bit."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007

McCrazy

The feeling one gets after eating a large meal from McDonalds, together with a large sugary soda and all the extra condiments. It's a very nervous feeling, where your stomach feels uneasy and you have the McTwitches. It's a term coined by Morgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me.

As Morgan himself says in his hit documentary, while eating a double-quarter pounder super-sized meal:

"See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'. My arms... I feel like I've got some McSweats goin'. My arms got the McTwitches going in here from all the sugar that's going in my body right now. I'm feeling a little McCrazy."

by Adel7 September 8, 2007