Definitions by Adam the definer !
morning methane
you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
morning methane by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015
little willymilly
i fucked a fit bird last night she was well impressed with my cock ,she said she her last boyfriend was a little willymilly
little willymilly by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
putty eater
biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty
paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty
paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles
putty eater by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
set the tadpoles free
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
set the tadpoles free by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
backcunt
english slang,vulgar
another name for a mounted policeman,a police officer on horseback.
What animal has a cunt in the middle of its back ?
a police horse !
another name for a mounted policeman,a police officer on horseback.
What animal has a cunt in the middle of its back ?
a police horse !
im out on the piss tonight tom ,you coming out ?
no last night i got nicked by a backcunt ,he stuck me in a cell overnight for pissing in someones letterbox.
no last night i got nicked by a backcunt ,he stuck me in a cell overnight for pissing in someones letterbox.
backcunt by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
testi test
The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
testi test by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
half lobbed
being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.
i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !
well your not sticking it in me !
half lobbed by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015