Definitions by Adam Whiskey

Fuckstronaut 

a space prostitute

"NASA absolutley sent some secret fuckstronauts to the ISS for the astronauts extracurricular activities." - Ice Cube

"Chris Hadfield is a fuckstronaut." - Ghandi

"During Apollo 13, it wasn't actually an oxygen leak that caused the onboard explosion. It was really the orgasm of one of the astronauts during intercourse with the mission fuckstronaut." - Ahmed Mohammad, the clock kid

Fuckstronaut by Adam Whiskey December 22, 2015

schnitzel pwnage 

To be pwned with schnitzel, to ultimately defeated by a slice of schnitzel.

Dude, that's schnitzel pwnage! Schnitzel just pwned my COD record!

schnitzel pwnage by Adam Whiskey March 25, 2011