Adam Ayers's definitions

Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

Burn You Twice Treatment

When A Sample Of Food Is Hot And Spicy On The Tongue And Burns As It Squirts From Your Butthole.

That Spicy Chicken Burrito Punished Me With The Burn You Twice Treatment.

by Adam Ayers November 10, 2008