Heitoto

Noun: A person with a strange obsession for giving "physical" pleasure to inanimate objects

"Dude, what's wrong with Joe?"
"You mean how he was staring at the car and rubbing it?"
"Yeah."
"It's cause he's a heitoto."
"Fucking weird...."

by Ada Nevada December 01, 2017

Fick

one who is extremely irritating or annoying; a person who's actions are done to drive someone to irritation

"You know Jonah?"

"Ugh, yeah, he's a real fick."

by Ada Nevada November 29, 2017