Definitions by Act As If

car ramrod 

Probably the best police enforcement team known to man. This team consists of Arcot Ramathorn (Ram) and Rod Farva (Rod).

They spend most of their time patroling the dangerous highways of Vermont.

You can occasionally find them eating at their favorite fast food joint, "Dimpus Burger."

Farva; "you didnt say 'car ramrod'"
Ramathorn; "oh, i forgot"
Farve; "but i wrote it down."
Ramathorn; "oh yeah.."

car ramrod by Act As If January 1, 2005

guy le douche 

One of the best interviewers on television today. He appears on the show "MXC" (most extreme elimination challenge).

This man is very in-depth with his conversations, and can do it with great humor. He puts any other "on field" sportscaster to shame.

Guy le Douche should have recieved an award for his stellar interview with the lady on the "meat handlers" team.

guy le douche by Act As If July 18, 2004

doke 

A substitute for the word "dick". Used to describe somebody who is a straight up jackass for doing a foolish action.

You doke, I can't believe you just drank that beer bottle full of piss.

doke by Act As If July 8, 2004

Tank Ass 

A female with an gigantic rump. Usually an African-American....

Holy shit, did you see Tamika today? Dat bitch has got a tank ass.

Tank Ass by Act As If July 8, 2004

trainwreck 

Used to desribe a female who has bad physical features. Also called a "nightmare".

ex... face, weight, etc.

Damn, that girl is nasty lookin.. What a trainwreck.

trainwreck by Act As If July 8, 2004

SAMUEL L. JACKSON 

The best beer to get you drunk, fuck fat bitches, and even fight a nigga or two.

I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON by Act As If June 10, 2004