Definitions by Achilles M. Peklaris

Sporture 

The type of rough workout that makes you feel that your instructor is deliberately torturing you.

Man, this personal trainer is a kickass. She sportured me mercilessly for 1,5 hour.

Sporture by Achilles M. Peklaris November 18, 2018

parmesan poor 

Someone who may had become totally broke, jobless and starving but still remains eclectic with food and obsessed with gourmet (parmesan / caviar / salmon / champagne etc.) which eventually is the only thing you'll surely find in her/his almost empty fridge.

- Laura is totally broke and jobless but she's still spending on bullshit! Yesterday she spent her last money on parmesan!

- Gotcha, she's parmesan poor...

parmesan poor by Achilles M. Peklaris July 25, 2012

cellphone chirping 

The chirping-like noise produced through speakers when you're about to receive a phone call at your cellphone or you're in the "searching for networks" thing and you're standing next to a sound source such as a radio, a hi-fi, your PC's speakers etc.

- Oops, cellphone chirping I hear...
- It must be mine, I left it near the speaker over there...

- Aw man move yer cellpone away of my desk, it's chirping!

- Yeah but no phone call coming in, it's just trying to catch signal.

cellphone chirping by Achilles M. Peklaris April 8, 2011

clothesurfing 

The movement one does with his/her cellphone, sliding/riding it like a surfboard on his/her clothes, in order to wipe the fingerprints, water drops, sand etc. off the screen and/or the keyboard.

"Dude, you gotta clothesurf your cell, looks way too filthy"

She was so nervous that she kept clothesurfing her iPhone massively during our conversation

clothesurfing by Achilles M. Peklaris January 21, 2011

Caving 

The psychological need of someone to close down the window shutters, dim the lights, turn off the phone, eat junk food, surf on the internet, watch TV, listen to music and use drugs, remaining in this condition for few hours, days or weeks, into her/his flat, denying to go out or to meet anybody, like she/he is hiding into her/his own cave. Strongly connected to Minor or Major Depression and Agoraphobia.

A: Man, I haven't seen Matthew for ages! Where has he been?
B: He hasn't been out of his house for a good two weeks now, isolated, eating pizzas and smoking weed...
A: Holy molly, he's caving again...

A: What's your plan for tonight, hommie?
B: Ain't going out, I'll be caving, I need to chill and avoid socializing

Caving by Achilles M. Peklaris September 2, 2010

Dynamice 

The mild blast you get after leaving a glass bottle full of water into the freezer for hours.

A: Man, i thought i got frikkin bombed, but it turned up it was just a dynamice in my freezer.

B: Aw, u left again the damn bottle in there...

Dynamice by Achilles M. Peklaris August 25, 2010