The Animal Game

A game usually played with a group of people. people take turns to participate. To participate in this game you have to follow the following equation :

Animal + sexual act + working position (all of which must begin in the same letter)
Dude 1 - Im bored guys.
Dude 2 - lets play the animal game.
Dude 3 - LETS !!

Dude 1 - Ok. I will go first. Ape Anal analyst !

Dude 2 - Thats good, but its not better than Cat Canoodling Carpenter.
Dude 3 - Leopard Licking Linguist !
by Abu B Sal October 03, 2009
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On location joke

dude 1 : dude tell dude 3 about that story from last week.
dude 2 : its ok man, just let it go, its an on location joke, he wont get it !
by Abu B Sal October 07, 2009
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Second mortgage

Another way of saying "too expensive" or "I cant afford it". More commonly used amongst friends who like to blow their money on random shit.
pompous friend - Guys, lets go to the Ballet after an entire day of go karting.

working class person - Im sorry dude, Im going to have to take out a second mortgage to go, so I will pass.
by Abu B Sal October 03, 2009
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Eat off

To have a competition with your friend(s) to see who can eat the most / quickest. Participants need not be obese to participate. Under no circumstance can the eat off be planned. The eat off can be to consume ANY food.
Dude 1 - Duuuuude, this lasagne is awesome.
Dude 2 - Duuuuuude, it really is. I'm going to have another piece.
Dude 1 - Oh yeah so am I.
Dude 2 - Are you challenging me to an eat off ?
Dude 1 - Hell yes. Eat off !

random spectator- Eat off, Eat off...EAT OFF !!!

Eat off commences...followed by eat off champion mocking the eat off loser until the next eat off.
by Abu B Sal October 03, 2009
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kaalpan

A gujarati word for "spoilt sport".
Have you seen Jayne, she is such a kaalpan ! she has ten best friends !
by Abu b sal December 26, 2007
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eechee neema

A very famous japanese song originally sang by a pauper for a beautiful princess. On hearing such a delightful, joyous and not to mention hilarious song, she fell in love with the pauper.
Loser Dude : Her cool dude, kaalpan wont go out with m, what shall I do?
Super cool Dude: youre such a loser, loser dude. You should win her heart over by singing her the eechee neema song. That's how I got sisamee.
by abu b sal July 03, 2008
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Chai Pivit

loosely translated as "want tea ?". However, this phrase is a multifaceted phrase which if used appropriately, can be used in many different scenarios; namely as a chat up line (to offer chai) or to dismiss a situation (to have suffered a chai pivit moment).

Like many arts, utilising the correct chai pivit phrase in different situations takes time, patience and perseverance.
Example 1 - chat up line

Man - Masi, Chai piVit ?
Masi - no thank you, my husband fed me chai this morning. Another time perhaps.

Example 2 - dismissing a situation.
(moments after example 1)

Mans best friend : Dude, did that line work on masi ?
Man : just let it go man, it was a proper chai pivit moment, I much rather not think about it.
by Abu B Sal October 02, 2009
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