Deadhorse

What Trump has been beating on since he started to run for president. He's talking about nothing but himself, open your eyes. fuck Hillary too though. Vote for Jim Carrey.
Trump's whole campaign is based of the fact that Hillary is like the worst solution and Trump is only slightly better. He has plans that he can't say so instead he beats a deadhorse and talks about himself in order to waste time. on the contrary Hillary will avoid talking about herself. Both are liers.
by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016
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Charzian Scale

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."
by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016
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Zombie Joint

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.
Zombie joints have a really scary high
by Abriel Ole September 28, 2016
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The Village Pearlers

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
by Abriel Ole September 02, 2016
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Dorange

-The act of randomly wondering to find something or some shit to do.

-The one word that rhymes with orange.
"Funk work today, I'm going to dorange for some orange kush."
by Abriel Ole September 02, 2016
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Hungry

-The male form of the word thirsty.

-When a guy is horny and is looking to score some tale.

-Guys eat pussy and girls drank cum. Hungry and thirsty.
Girls get thirsty af and guys get hungry af.

Some guy: "I'm hungry as fuck bruh, I'm about to munch on that pussy over there."
by Abriel Ole September 02, 2016
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Smell Check

When you smell things like a dog, in order to find evidence of drugs.
Guy 1: "Dude, do I smell like pot."

Guy 2: "Let me do a smell check. No, you're good."
by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016
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