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knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

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mathturbation

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

by AbnormalBoy December 3, 2004

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slip me some skin

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.

"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"

by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004

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Outdated version of the BASIC programming language which came packaged with Windows version 3.1.

The language provided an easy way to create graphics, though limited to 4-bit colors and 640 by 480 resolution.

Although the "Q" stood for "quick" the only thing quick thing about QBASIC was the time to program. The language was interpreted, rather than compiled, severely retarding program execution speed.

The language is still adequate for novice programmers. However, learners who master the basics of QBASICS should graduate to Visual Basic, a much more flexible and faster language that inherited much of QBASIC's syntax.

"I've learned to program graphics with QBASIC but, finding the language too limited, made the easy transition to Visual Basic."

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

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