Definitions by Abdul Um Bongo

Sontaran 

An ugly, irritating bastard with no neck.
They can be seen in call-centres located in Central Scotland.
Named after the alien race seen in the TV series 'Doctor Who'.

''That tosser is a Sontaran mongtard.
I hate the cunt's guts.''

Sontaran by Abdul Um Bongo March 12, 2009

Wog Mattress 

A causcasian female who sleeps with a chap of Asian or African origin.

'Get out of the way, you smelly wog mattress.'

Wog Mattress by Abdul Um Bongo February 23, 2009