The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
by Abdallah Price October 19, 2012
Get the Swiss dunkmug. 1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.
2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.
3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.
3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.
2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.
3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.
3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
by Abdallah Price May 09, 2010
Get the milfadelicmug. "Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
by Abdallah Price November 04, 2011
Get the guava-cannonmug. 1. A piece of food that is yarfed up (vomited up violently and vocally) and still discernible in its identity.
2. A perfectly reasonable substitute for "asshole" or "wuss."
2. A perfectly reasonable substitute for "asshole" or "wuss."
1. "Y'know... that yarf nugget kind of looks like my chicken satay. For the last time, stop stealing my food outta the fridge!"
2. "Quit being a fuckin' yarf nugget and get me the sledgehammer. Did you want cow for dinner or what?"
2. "Quit being a fuckin' yarf nugget and get me the sledgehammer. Did you want cow for dinner or what?"
by Abdallah Price August 28, 2010
Get the yarf nuggetmug. Pronounced (SHY-za-BON), a bastardized pseudo-German phrase meaning more or less "shit highway." A term which was coined to describe the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, New York.
"Eastbound on the Scheissebahn is backed up. AS USUAL."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
by Abdallah Price August 12, 2012
Get the Scheissebahnmug.