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milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010
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yarf nugget

1. A piece of food that is yarfed up (vomited up violently and vocally) and still discernible in its identity.

2. A perfectly reasonable substitute for "asshole" or "wuss."
1. "Y'know... that yarf nugget kind of looks like my chicken satay. For the last time, stop stealing my food outta the fridge!"

2. "Quit being a fuckin' yarf nugget and get me the sledgehammer. Did you want cow for dinner or what?"
by Abdallah Price August 28, 2010
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dropkicktastic

1. An adjective describing the object of your pure, joyous rage. Your senses go on overdrive, like you took a hit of Bruce Lee's ashes laced with God's laughter. Basically, whatever has angered you has done it to the point that you are going to beat the bloody fuckin' shit out of it and go fly a kite in a speeding Jeep, after.

2. Describing a person who needs badly to be dropkicked. In the face.
"THIS IS DROPKICKTASTIC! FUCK YOU, GET BACK! I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE ALIVE! HAHAHAHA, SO MUCH BLOOD! FUCK YOU! YEAH! WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!"

"Every time that hipster prick opens his mouth and tells me my music sucks, he becomes just a little more dropkicktastic."
by Abdallah Price November 9, 2010
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Gobblecaust

Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.
"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"

"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."

"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012
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Scheissebahn

Pronounced (SHY-za-BON), a bastardized pseudo-German phrase meaning more or less "shit highway." A term which was coined to describe the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, New York.
"Eastbound on the Scheissebahn is backed up. AS USUAL."

"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"

"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
by Abdallah Price August 12, 2012
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