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1. An adjective describing the object of your pure, joyous rage. Your senses go on overdrive, like you took a hit of Bruce Lee's ashes laced with God's laughter. Basically, whatever has angered you has done it to the point that you are going to beat the bloody fuckin' shit out of it and go fly a kite in a speeding Jeep, after.
2. Describing a person who needs badly to be dropkicked. In the face.
2. Describing a person who needs badly to be dropkicked. In the face.
"THIS IS DROPKICKTASTIC! FUCK YOU, GET BACK! I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE ALIVE! HAHAHAHA, SO MUCH BLOOD! FUCK YOU! YEAH! WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!"
"Every time that hipster prick opens his mouth and tells me my music sucks, he becomes just a little more dropkicktastic."
"Every time that hipster prick opens his mouth and tells me my music sucks, he becomes just a little more dropkicktastic."
by Abdallah Price November 9, 2010
Get the dropkicktastic mug.1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).
2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010
Get the tard farmer mug.1. A portmanteau of "borderline" and "whore." The act of displaying sluttish characteristics while falling short of actually being a promiscuous whore.
2. Promiscuity conducted with very high standards, proper hygiene and caution.
2. Promiscuity conducted with very high standards, proper hygiene and caution.
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1. She's really whorderline. I swear dude, she acts like a total cumdumpster, but her self-control is impeccable!
2. Yes, you have lots of sex. Yes, you're responsible about it and pull it off admirably. Still? Kinda whorderline.
1. She's really whorderline. I swear dude, she acts like a total cumdumpster, but her self-control is impeccable!
2. Yes, you have lots of sex. Yes, you're responsible about it and pull it off admirably. Still? Kinda whorderline.
by Abdallah Price July 8, 2010
Get the whorderline mug.Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.
"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012
Get the Gobblecaust mug.Pronounced (SHY-za-BON), a bastardized pseudo-German phrase meaning more or less "shit highway." A term which was coined to describe the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, New York.
"Eastbound on the Scheissebahn is backed up. AS USUAL."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
by Abdallah Price August 12, 2012
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