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A hapless, clumsy shithead; someone scatalogically uncautious and careless who ends up with exactly what karma had laying in wait for him; a human being with a paper rectum who could potentially sneeze and spray a jet of Mexican molé sauce against the back wall of his undershorts.
1. "Dude, I've heard of 'don't trust that fart,' but this was more like, 'don't trust that sneeze.' Fucking shizzmungler left his underpants looking like Kurt Cobain on a Sunday morning."
2. "Nothing squishes my areolas with delight more than some shizzmungler doing the cha-cha and walking into an open manhole."
2. "Nothing squishes my areolas with delight more than some shizzmungler doing the cha-cha and walking into an open manhole."
by Abdallah Price October 16, 2012
Get the shizzmungler mug.Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.
"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012
Get the Gobblecaust mug."Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011
Get the guava-cannon mug.1. An adjective describing the object of your pure, joyous rage. Your senses go on overdrive, like you took a hit of Bruce Lee's ashes laced with God's laughter. Basically, whatever has angered you has done it to the point that you are going to beat the bloody fuckin' shit out of it and go fly a kite in a speeding Jeep, after.
2. Describing a person who needs badly to be dropkicked. In the face.
2. Describing a person who needs badly to be dropkicked. In the face.
"THIS IS DROPKICKTASTIC! FUCK YOU, GET BACK! I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE ALIVE! HAHAHAHA, SO MUCH BLOOD! FUCK YOU! YEAH! WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!"
"Every time that hipster prick opens his mouth and tells me my music sucks, he becomes just a little more dropkicktastic."
"Every time that hipster prick opens his mouth and tells me my music sucks, he becomes just a little more dropkicktastic."
by Abdallah Price November 9, 2010
Get the dropkicktastic mug.Pronounced (SHY-za-BON), a bastardized pseudo-German phrase meaning more or less "shit highway." A term which was coined to describe the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, New York.
"Eastbound on the Scheissebahn is backed up. AS USUAL."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
by Abdallah Price August 12, 2012
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