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Pronounced (SHY-za-BON), a bastardized pseudo-German phrase meaning more or less "shit highway." A term which was coined to describe the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, New York.
"Eastbound on the Scheissebahn is backed up. AS USUAL."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
by Abdallah Price August 12, 2012
Get the Scheissebahn mug.1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.
2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.
3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.
3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.
2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.
3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.
3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010
Get the milfadelic mug.1. A piece of food that is yarfed up (vomited up violently and vocally) and still discernible in its identity.
2. A perfectly reasonable substitute for "asshole" or "wuss."
2. A perfectly reasonable substitute for "asshole" or "wuss."
1. "Y'know... that yarf nugget kind of looks like my chicken satay. For the last time, stop stealing my food outta the fridge!"
2. "Quit being a fuckin' yarf nugget and get me the sledgehammer. Did you want cow for dinner or what?"
2. "Quit being a fuckin' yarf nugget and get me the sledgehammer. Did you want cow for dinner or what?"
by Abdallah Price August 28, 2010
Get the yarf nugget mug.Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.
"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012
Get the Gobblecaust mug."Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011
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