Abdallah Price's definitions
A barbershop run by white guys in their 20s and 30s who effect a Guido style or similar faux-macho prettyboy bullshit. Everyone who works there has geometrical lines shaved into their head and facial hair, and a haircut runs you $30.00 minimum.
A place where you are most likely to hear the phrases, "Bro, that's sick!" or, "Yeah, I can do that tape-up for you."
A place where you are most likely to hear the phrases, "Bro, that's sick!" or, "Yeah, I can do that tape-up for you."
"Fuck the brobershop, I'm getting my haircut at the old Italian guy's place down the road. I don't care if I have to walk five more blocks. I pay half the price and don't have to listen to Tiesto."
"Dude, I drove by the brobershop at 11pm. Swear to God, they were still in there listening to Tiesto and fistpumping."
"Pacha NYC keeps the brobershops in business."
"Dude, I drove by the brobershop at 11pm. Swear to God, they were still in there listening to Tiesto and fistpumping."
"Pacha NYC keeps the brobershops in business."
by Abdallah Price February 24, 2013
Get the brobershopmug. 1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.
2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.
3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.
3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.
2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.
3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.
3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010
Get the milfadelicmug. "Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011
Get the guava-cannonmug. Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.
"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012
Get the Gobblecaustmug. Pronounced (SHY-za-BON), a bastardized pseudo-German phrase meaning more or less "shit highway." A term which was coined to describe the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, New York.
"Eastbound on the Scheissebahn is backed up. AS USUAL."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"
"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."
by Abdallah Price August 12, 2012
Get the Scheissebahnmug.