Definitions by Aaron, "the shark"

Catsturbation 

Using a cat to masturbate. Some consider it a sport.

I catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.

Catsturbation by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

OILF 

Octopus I'd like to funk

Everyone is doing it!

OILF by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

wonk 

A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.

Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.

wonk by Aaron, "the shark" April 7, 2005