Aaron, "the shark"'s definitions

Catsturbation

Using a cat to masturbate. Some consider it a sport.

I catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

OILF

Octopus I'd like to funk

Everyone is doing it!

by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

wonk

A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.

Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 7, 2005