2 definitions by Aamir Airborne

Contheist

Someone who hates or is against God. (Not to be confused with 'Atheist' or 'Anti-theist' who does not believe in the existence of God.) On the contrary, a Contheist acknowledges or believes in the existence of God and believes that everything is created by him. However, due to his personal failure(s) or constant hardships in life, he develops a belief that it is God who has put him through such difficulties and he will not worship him anymore. In short, he revolts against God and becomes an anarchist towards religion. A Contheist is definitely someone who used to be a believer, but decided to turn against God due to his personal failures.

Mother: Son, it's prayer time.

Contheist: Mom, I am not praying from today. I find no use in it. God has done no good to me, and I don't think he will do any good ever.

by Aamir Airborne January 18, 2014

Lurds

This is an acronym classifying 'Love Words' or 'Words of Love' which are used to express love to your partner or to your kids, especially an infant who cannot talk yet. The word rhymes with 'Curds', 'Birds' etc. There is no singular form of this word, since it always comes in a pair or group of words. The word is formed by taking the first 2 letters of the word 'Love' and the last 3 letters of the word 'Words'. The resultant new word is 'Lords'. However, since 'Lords' can be mispronounced to rhyme with 'Chords' or 'Rods', we replace the letter 'o' with the letter 'u' for convenience. Another important aspect is that these words need not have conventional spelling since they are used casually and purely to express emotions. In fact, these words need not follow any rules of vocabulary.

1. He came home late and she was upset and off to bed already. He snug up to her while using lurds like "my chweety-pie, my cutie-babee."

2. She started petting her infant using lurds, saying, "my coochie-coo, my rollu-pollu. Is my baby hungry now?"

by Aamir Airborne January 17, 2014