Definitions by ASchlep

Merp

The noise something makes when it is moved a small distance.

I dragged the file into the fold and heard "merp."

Merp by ASchlep April 5, 2026

Tuna Towel

A maxi pad

The whole office plumbing was out today because some chick thew a tuna towel down the toilet.

Tuna Towel by ASchlep March 16, 2026