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Merp

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The noise something makes when it is moved a small distance.
I dragged the file into the fold and heard "merp."
Merp by ASchlep April 5, 2026
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Tuna Towel

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A maxi pad
The whole office plumbing was out today because some chick thew a tuna towel down the toilet.
Tuna Towel by ASchlep March 16, 2026
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