Definitions by ASBLAWYER

walk the lizard

Masturbation
Similar to Drain The Lizard

I’m off to Drain the Lizard.
-More like he’s gonna Walk the Lizard!

walk the lizard by ASBLAWYER July 28, 2021

Broke as a Monday night hooker 

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

Broke as a Monday night hooker by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Office Husband 

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

Office Husband by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Office Wife 

A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.

Office Wife by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

stuffing the cone

Providing BS in such an attractive way that people eat it up like ice cream.

She was always stuffing the cone, so I didn’t believe the rumors...

stuffing the cone by ASBLAWYER January 2, 2018