One who defeats everyone in both Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Aliens Versus Predator 2. Derived from a player's name, said to be the best in the world.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
Get the xenmug. 
Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.
All your choad are belong to us!
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
Get the Chairman Phatmug. A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.
The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.
Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.
She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.
Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.
She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
Get the Alisatosismug. 
An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.
pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.
by Anonymous November 1, 2003
Get the pyronusmug.