Blog Hag

Any 'older woman' who has a blog, and uses it mainly to hit on, flirt with, or come on to other bloggers.

The typical 'Blog Hag' is usually single, divorced, separated, or in an 'open relationship', but may also been 'married and looking', 'married and miserable', "not getting their needs met" in their current irl relationship, or may just be looking to get a self-esteem boost.

The 'Blog Hag' doesn't really care if their male or female target is single, or involved. They will go out of their way to pursue the target, no matter what, and will often say just about anything to their the target's attention.

The Blog Hag is similar to a stalker, but is pitied more because of how needy they are, and how sad their attempts are to get affection, love, and attention.
"I have no idea why that one blog hag keeps leaving comments to my blog entries. She keeps trying to flirt with me, and she knows I'm not interested."
by anonymous April 4, 2005
mugGet the Blog Hagmug.

bootyboy

when i was at sisters 8th grade grad well after i was really HYPER so thats how gameboy advance sp's became to be known as bootyboys

subject to delete
by anonymous November 21, 2003
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Lord Caubere

Caubere is lord, Caubere must always be respected and you must bow before the lord herself. Once you have bowed and your accepted into the Caubere army the lord will say the word "UN". You have now been accepted into the Caubere army
Guys Im now appart of the Caubere army, Hail Lord Caubere !
by ANOnyMous September 15, 2016
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turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head
john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!
by Anonymous December 25, 2009
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Westin Alcover

Thinks he's cool, but in reality he's a geek with no life, brains, or fucking dick. He wishes he could have balls, but it will never come true. Has no life, is gay, and is so desperate, he screws his brother.
by Anonymous February 12, 2004
mugGet the Westin Alcovermug.

tokey

Also refered to as a "pokey", or a small penis that protrudes from the underside of a beaver.
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
mugGet the tokeymug.

compilation

by Anonymous April 11, 2003
mugGet the compilationmug.

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