by Anonymous October 03, 2003
Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"
Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"
by anonymous June 11, 2006
Republican president who believes himself to be the leader of the world. Best known for his poor grasp of the English language and unintentionally funny speeches. Is also strongly religious and believes that he was sent by God (tm), or at least the God of the Christian white male.
Also, a puppet. He is controlled by Dick Cheney and, more recently, Condoleezza Rice.
Also, a puppet. He is controlled by Dick Cheney and, more recently, Condoleezza Rice.
by anonymous February 01, 2005
The Savior of the world. People have every right to reject or ignore him, but those who choose to believe will eventually feel the security, peace, and happiness that only He can bring.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
by anonymous June 29, 2006
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
it is an affect after having anal sex with a chic and you pull it out and your dick has a shit log on it. Similar to a corndog.
by Anonymous February 27, 2003