poo-play

Scatophilical. Any sexual act involving faeces.

Wanna engage in some poo-play?

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

sawbie

A word that has similar meaing to"hey" or "hello", used as a greeting

"Sawbie! Whats up?"

by Anonymous November 05, 2002

arsewipe

A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on

Ricky is an arse wipe

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

fudge packing

the art of a man taking in the rear from another man. this is how the tootise roll was invented.

by Anonymous October 09, 2003

welfare

Safety social net that is necessary, but needs an overhaul. Has been abused, and needs to have its anti-fraud regulations strictly enforced. Would be less necessary if Dubya and his rich corporate buddies hadn't ruined the economy and caused massive unemployment.

If Dubya Bush wasn't from a rich powerful family, he'd certainly be on welfare, because he's not qualified for any jobs I can think of.

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

Tim Hortons

A coffe and baked goods chain based in Canada.

Wanna go to Tim Hortons?

by Anonymous March 24, 2003