ANONymous's definitions

mercy

A game in which someone grabs your hand really tight and swings your arm back, giving you lots of pain. When it starts to hurt like hell you shout "Mercy!" really loud. The point of the game is to see who can go the longest without saying mercy.

We played Mercy during P.E.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

ball cheese

cheese incrusted in the family jules

My friend has a really bad case of ball cheese

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy

A stick figure, drawn by Jhonen Vasquez, who goes off in incoherent rants. He usually gets killed, only to come back to life in the next comic. A precursor to South Park's Kenny?

God... what a horrible little stickman.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

xartic

The form of being Xar, or the equivalant of not Xaring... Captain obious, c00ban, Sailing the seas in a refrigerator boat.

That xartic guy needs Banned

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

anal retentive

Person/persons who obviously have something up their butt, but (no punn intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else who is undeserving. These people must have everything thing "just so" , in order and are consumed w/ detail. If things aren't going "their way", they will often resort to nagging, bitching, complaining and even delegating tasks/chores in order to have order/control.

Also associated w/ but not limited to control freak and meticulous

He/she is so anal retentive that they flip-a-bitch at the very sight of anything that is not "just so" and must organize immediately!

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

Firestorm

newb, talks way too much shit, bandwagoning cock rider

That Firestorm trolls forums

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

jack fuck

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake

The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003