ANONYMOUS's definitions

morning wood

penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up

Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

piemel

a hollish dick

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

spotted owl

The other white meat.

Too bad spotted owl is almost extinct, it's good eatin'!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

teevo

Coolest thing that could ever be. If a person-they are the best lay with the biggest wang. If you ever come across one of these you are a very lucky person and should take the time to appreciate the teevo and flirt tremendously and then succumb to his sexiness and have sex with him.
also none as steve or steevo

OH teevo you are amaaaazzzzing!!!!!!

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

skatepark slut

A giltht hangs around the skatepark for no reason, ranging from the age of 12 to 15.

kelly

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

ono

an acronym for one and only

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

jt

Jizz Taco

Abbv. for Jizz Taco

by Anonymous May 25, 2003