ANDY's definitions

funpipe

Schlong, Penis, Cock-
A large male sexual organ

She was hangin' on my funpipe

by Andy August 5, 2003

delicious

adj. pleasant. use of which usually leads to excessive squinting accompanied by hand gestures generally in a downward motion

that concert was delicious

by Andy November 16, 2003

shite

A nicer pronunciation of the word shit without actually saying it.

Shite I forgot my lunch at home.

by Andy May 13, 2005

Who killed Farhad Usmanov?

This strangely unqualified question has appeared in sticker, placard and graffiti form all over the place, prompting many to wonder.

The correct answer is Islam Karimov, president of Uzbekistan. Farhad Usmanov is a human rights cause celebre in Uzbekistan because his is the most blatant and the most widely protested of many cases of murder of political opponents by the Uzbek regime.

The stickers etc. seem to be the handiwork of the Muslim fundamentalist group Hizb-ut Tahrir, an insidious organisation committed to human rights violations of other kinds (against Jews, gays, women, etc.), but who object to attacks on fellow Islamists and who therefore have a lot of gripes with the Uzbek government. This government is particularly keen on killing Islamists because they happen to be the main opposition force in the country. Farhad was the son of a cleric.

seen on lamp-posts, unattended walls, etc. for months

by Andy April 20, 2004

Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003

good lord

An effective and/or morally worthy member of the feudal aristocracy.

Robin of Locksley was a good lord, but King John was a cunt.

by Andy July 22, 2004

parnwell

A place pikeys love to live and play!

Parnwell is a part of Peterborough, near the pikey caravan park and the Tescos depot

by Andy March 10, 2005