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Definitions by ANAL Bible thumping

Gapping hole 

When your female partner is just relaxing naked and you spot her big spooky gapping hole
Man #1 : dude my girlfriend was really relaxed last night

Man #2 : did you see her gapping hole?

Man #1 : How the fuck could i miss it?

The Derek 

When ones Underbite exceeds all natural laws of physics
Kid#1 : Damn that kids underbite is fucking huge

Kid #2 : yeah my dad calls those The Derek
The Derek by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

The Kobe Bryant

After you rape multiple people

(men woman or children)

As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter

There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk

Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact
You hear about the sentence they gave Keenan?.

Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.