ALEX's definitions

darkie

a remote control for an electronic device. origins coming obviously from the fact that in the days prior to remote controls, the black servants would "help out" by changing stations or adjusting the volume of radios, televisions, phonographs, etc...

man 1: have you seen the darkie?
man 2: why? do you want me to change the channel?

by alex January 24, 2005

guilty

act of remorse or regret

Man i feel so guilty for fucking your mom last night.

by Alex March 13, 2003

spaghag

half italian half scottish

Man ur such a little spaghag!

by Alex September 30, 2004

crazy go nuts

adjective. Used to describe situations in which things are at an unbelievably great state.

Why'd you have to stop us? Things were about to get Crazy Go Nuts!

by Alex April 18, 2003

steak scale

a system for rating the ladies, where rare is hot and well done is dirty.

nasty, shes so well done dude

by Alex June 26, 2004

Beep Beep

Any Nextel Direct Donnect enabled phone. Nextel Direct Connect chirp.

i860, i710,i530, 1830 etc.

by Alex March 27, 2005

jelly bracelets

they are the best i luv em i allwayz snap a black one then i have a GOOD time don`t u??????!!!! i luv jelli`s so get over it

shut the fuck up

by alex March 26, 2004