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Definitions by AJ Elkenstein

The smell of funky piss in organic matter. Pee that has not been shaken off properly or strewn about near the toilet. Once it has seeped in to organic matter (carpet, tiles or underpants) then continually worn or not cleaned for a long period of time.
Did you smell that dude? He smelled like straight piss rot.

These bathroom tiles smell like piss rot.
Piss Rot by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016

stumping up 

When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.
Why are you stumping up on the couch?
stumping up by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016