Definitions by AFCW

zomboids 

I tell thee what.. its so funny that we are going in numbers to this cup final. In the scheme of things its nothing.. but im so looking forward to the occasion with true dons fans and having a laugh making some noise dressing up like a prick. This is why AFC Wimbledon IS. The franchise fans will never get this. NEver. They are soullous Zomboids who live on a diet of sky fed football and player cams.

This definition courtesy of Leamington Pete

zomboids by AFCW April 24, 2004

ASDA 

ASDA bribed Koppel and Pete Winkelman to steal Wimbledon FC from south London to facilitate the building of a superstore in Milton Keynes.

ASDA are collaborators of Pete Winkelman.

ASDA by AFCW April 24, 2004

frannies 

Frannies are in a permanent state of frenzy. They are to be found either at the NHS or at other football grounds, all 20 of them that is. They love Franchise FC.

The frenzied frannies think that Pete Winkelman is their king.

frannies by AFCW April 24, 2004

night of the living dead 

any home game played by Franchise FC

damn, the atmosphere at the Winkeldome/NHS (delete where appropriate) was bad!

night of the living dead by AFCW April 24, 2004

dawn of the dead 

the first ever game played by Franchise FC was much like the dawn of the dead.

Those poor Burnley fans, suffering at the NHS

dawn of the dead by AFCW April 24, 2004

zomboid 

See: zomboids

Milton Keynes residents are zomboids

zomboid by AFCW April 24, 2004

meccano set

"we should be on site by the end of july, em...and if we can do that we could get it finished...you know...quicker than everybody thinks, they're a bit like meccano sets and they do go up very quickly, I think we showed that with the changes we made here....5 weeks on a plan of 12, it's something that is gonna happen"

Deluded fool Pete Winkelman (a pleonasm if I ever heard one) discussing Franchise FC new stadium, the Winkeldome, to be built paid for by ASDA.

meccano set by AFCW April 24, 2004