AFCW's definitions

ASDA

ASDA bribed Koppel and Pete Winkelman to steal Wimbledon FC from south London to facilitate the building of a superstore in Milton Keynes.

ASDA are collaborators of Pete Winkelman.

by AFCW April 24, 2004

mutant

See: Pete Winkelman
See: Lee Scriven
See: Raj Parker
See: Steve Stride

those nasty mutants (for explanation see Franchise FC, AFC Wimbledon or Pete Winkelman

by AFCW April 24, 2004

NHS

the national hockey stadium in Milton Keynes, frequented by a handful of "frenzied frannies" whenever Franchise FC play a home game. They are mostly outnumbered by the away fans.

The NHS is the worst league ground in history

by AFCW April 24, 2004

frannies

Frannies are in a permanent state of frenzy. They are to be found either at the NHS or at other football grounds, all 20 of them that is. They love Franchise FC.

The frenzied frannies think that Pete Winkelman is their king.

by AFCW April 24, 2004

zomboid

See: zomboids

Milton Keynes residents are zomboids

by AFCW April 24, 2004

night of the living dead

any home game played by Franchise FC

damn, the atmosphere at the Winkeldome/NHS (delete where appropriate) was bad!

by AFCW April 24, 2004

dawn of the dead

the first ever game played by Franchise FC was much like the dawn of the dead.

Those poor Burnley fans, suffering at the NHS

by AFCW April 24, 2004