persian black hole

Your persian best friend’s butthole. You and I both know that shit harry as fuck so imma call it a black hole.
-“Have you seen Nabil and Anees’ asscracks they are hairy as fuck
-“yah bitch ass nigga they got the persian black hole
by ABDULAHS PENIS March 16, 2019
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dickspatoon

Your mother's sex position. The biddie uses a cheese grater to slice her roast beef on her partner. While he collects the residue on two brioche buns and eats it with some Worcestershire sauce. All while watching G-force.
What did you and Shamima do last night??
You already know we did da dickspatoon!!
by ABDULAHS PENIS March 22, 2020
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