AA Bondy's definitions

AA Wank

A variation of the "danger wank". This is when you are broken down on the roadside and decide to call the AA for assistance. You then have the time it takes for the AA person to arrive to whack one out. The idea is to do this before said person arrives.

You: "Dammit I've broken down, down a long stretch of the A43, oh well time to have a AA Wank ;)"

*fap, fap fap fap*

AA: "Er hello?"

You: "Don't turn your fog lights on!"

by AA Bondy November 24, 2011