A.R. McCumindabutt's definitions

kangaroo slam

putting a midget in your pants and fucking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your back, causing the penis to go through the midget.

"Wow, I didn't think it would work, but the kangaroo slam definately got rid of my midget problem."

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 10, 2003

Nipping Cactus

Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.

"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003

spelunk

1)The act of fucking one in one of many positions 2)Hitting someone 3)Word to replaced many words.

"Dude, last night I spelunked Mac in the butt."

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003