A. Bird's definitions

cank-abuse

Vitriolic comments concerning the quality of one's cankles.

"Your cankles are fucking gross, dude."
"Hey. That's cank-abuse."

by A. Bird May 14, 2008

taint-hug

A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.

Stop sulking and get over here and give me a taint-hug.

by A. Bird February 8, 2008