Windlebottom, also known as the funky monkey dance in most clubs, is a dance move only certain professionals can perform due to its high risk of suffocation and head trauma. The dance consists of a man, or woman, grabbing bottles from the ground and jumping up and down throwing them around in almost an artistic manner until the room is painted with a a coat of sharp jagged glass. The person performing the dance then spins around until dizzy and has to perform tap dance while going from each corner of the room moving around the glass trying not to get stabbed.
by A whopping great British pie May 03, 2021
Gimblegoop, also know as “Phrog” in some European country’s, is the word for when an abnormally large male falls down 34 flights of stairs while simultaneously reciting the Bible and chanting ancient words to any passing citizens until landing In a shopping cart missing it’s left back wheel and then drifting through town until crashing through the window of a Wendy’s diner.
by A whopping great British pie May 03, 2021
Crogher is the not so common word for when a balding male with only 38 days to live gets pulled into the back of a white van and forced to watch the hit film “The Emoji Movie” while a strange old lady who looks kind of like that woman from 101 Dalmatian whispers sweet nothings into his ear
Sir please calm down and stop doing TikTok dances in the hospitals cancer ward or ill have to initiate a “Crogher” manoeuvre.
by A whopping great British pie May 03, 2021