A wholesome worker's definitions

Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

Patory

The act of slapping someone's butt, or patting their rear

Sheesh, they got such a dumptruck that I need to "patory"

by A wholesome worker May 26, 2021