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Definitions by A really big weirdo

geometry dash 

a game where 4 year olds try to beat a game where you jump over spikes and jump on blocks and yeah. and then they get 98% and get so mad that they smash their Ipad.
4yo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT 98% IN GEOMETRY DASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 

dads when their wife is pregnant
Wife: honey im pregnant
Husbant: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO