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Lepidodendron 

ATTENTION: have you seen this tree? --> Hopefully you have not, as this is a Lepidodendron and it is extinct. If you are in fact seeing this tree, you have fallen into some sort of rip in the fabric of time. π‘π„πŒπ€πˆπ π‚π€π‹πŒ
person 1: hey, are you free this saturday?

person 2: ATTENTION: have you seen this tree? --> Hopefully you have not, as this is a Lepidodendron and it is extinct. If you are in fact seeing this tree, you have fallen into some sort of rip in the fabric of time. π‘π„πŒπ€πˆπ π‚π€π‹πŒ

person 1: what the fuck

Lepidodendron 

⚠︎ATTENTION: have you seen this tree? Hopefully you have not, as this is a Lepidodendron and it is extinct.⚠︎
person A: you guys wanna go out saturday?

person B: ⚠︎ATTENTION: have you seen this tree? Hopefully you have not, as this is a Lepidodendron and it is extinct.⚠︎

person A: what the fuck
You: I love you!
Person: I love you too!
You: Fuck it was just a dream
Love by A lonely ass bitch December 19, 2021