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An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
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Sorry Kevin. I'd love to come over and watch pre-season 49ers football but I am so cousinfucked this weekend. Maybe we can watch something next week after April and the girls leave town.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. August 9, 2025
Get the cousinfucked mug.The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 11, 2020
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