Swordfishing

The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 11, 2020
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Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 01, 2025
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