1 definition by A functional Member of Society
A poor example of a Human Being, who lives in the Glasgow area (Scotland), They drink Buckfast and smoke large amounts of cigarettes. They are also taking over the world because they tend to breed like rabits
Female: Ware fake gold, Their make up might as well be orange paint, Tend to have around 4 kids in a litter (Most have children from 13 and up) Drop out of school to become a housewife or go to beauty collage, Usually never see the father of the children ever again
Male: Wear Shell Suits, become a father to 15 childern with diffrent mothers, Have barely any education, Become a Builder, Abuse any other normal members of Socitey
If anyone did'nt know, we are totally ripping the piss out of neds, :) So do us a favor and if you know any Neds, Convert them into Functional members of Society.
Female: Ware fake gold, Their make up might as well be orange paint, Tend to have around 4 kids in a litter (Most have children from 13 and up) Drop out of school to become a housewife or go to beauty collage, Usually never see the father of the children ever again
Male: Wear Shell Suits, become a father to 15 childern with diffrent mothers, Have barely any education, Become a Builder, Abuse any other normal members of Socitey
If anyone did'nt know, we are totally ripping the piss out of neds, :) So do us a favor and if you know any Neds, Convert them into Functional members of Society.
"God,that Ned is Fuc-Tard"
by A functional Member of Society April 29, 2006