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A landlord who tries to maximize profits by not maintaining properties until threats of condemnation and charges more than the property's worth.
They usually own a-LOT of properties and those properties usually are in the ghetto while they are living in gated communities and mansions.
They don't care who they rent to or what the condition of the properties are in, just as long as they get rent money.
They will rent to the biggest pieces of shit on earth such as violent sex offenders, crack heads, jailbirds, white trash, alkys, junkies, thieves, gangbangers, or just plain assholes.
Usually only accept rent in cash to avoid taxes, may have a history of tax evasion charges, and serve alot of evictions.
When something goes wrong with the house due to neglect, the slumlord usually blames the tenants and raises the rent because he had to fix it.
Most slumlords do not give background checks or charge security deposits. However, if they do give a background check and you have a criminal history, no problem! They will let you move right in. And if they do charge security deposits, they will keep it and say ("you damaged the property more than the security deposit is worth, but i'm going to be nice not take you to court") just to psyche you out of suing him.
They usually own a-LOT of properties and those properties usually are in the ghetto while they are living in gated communities and mansions.
They don't care who they rent to or what the condition of the properties are in, just as long as they get rent money.
They will rent to the biggest pieces of shit on earth such as violent sex offenders, crack heads, jailbirds, white trash, alkys, junkies, thieves, gangbangers, or just plain assholes.
Usually only accept rent in cash to avoid taxes, may have a history of tax evasion charges, and serve alot of evictions.
When something goes wrong with the house due to neglect, the slumlord usually blames the tenants and raises the rent because he had to fix it.
Most slumlords do not give background checks or charge security deposits. However, if they do give a background check and you have a criminal history, no problem! They will let you move right in. And if they do charge security deposits, they will keep it and say ("you damaged the property more than the security deposit is worth, but i'm going to be nice not take you to court") just to psyche you out of suing him.
My house is falling apart, full of mold, mildew, rats and cockroaches and the roof is leaking. There is exposed wiring, broken windows, gaping holes in walls, lead paint peeling from the woodwork, and crack heads living upstairs. In the basement, there is a sewage leak and missing or broken structural beams AND THE LANDLORD AINT DOING SHIT ABOUT ANY OF THAT!!! He even rented out the downstairs apartment knowingly to a child molester fresh out of prison knowing I have 3 young children living with me. Then after I finally moved out, he had the balls to withhold my security deposit and take me to court saying i destroyed the apartment (eventhough i left it in better condition than when i moved in) and said that I didn't pay rent for 3 months. What a slumlord!
The building is now condemned and boarded up HA HA HA.
The building is now condemned and boarded up HA HA HA.
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
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To eat the redneck pizza, just slap it on the engine block of yer truck until it congeals, cut it into 8 slices with yer buck knife, take a big ol’ hit off yer meth pipe, then enjoy with yer friends Bubba and Jim-Bob. Best served with pabst blue ribbon or some other piss beer.
by A WHITE GUY December 25, 2018
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The ad nazis actually think that repeatedly cramming their shit down out throats will make people buy those shitty products, but it doesn't work for me.
by A WHITE GUY July 24, 2017
Get the Ad Nazis mug.a small motorized bicycle that is very fun to ride no matter how old you are.
not the same as pocket bikes.
being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.
way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.
not meant for little kids.
not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.
not the same as pocket bikes.
being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.
way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.
not meant for little kids.
not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.
mini bikes are the one thing next to marijuana that should be legalized for use on bike trails.
they go great with marijuana too btw.
they go great with marijuana too btw.
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
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Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017
Get the Shartini mug.KFC double down sandwich. (aka the double death sandwich)
It consists of 2 fried chicken breasts (used instead of a traditional bun), 2 slices of bacon, and a slice of cheese with some kind of sauce.
You can't call it a heart attack on a bun because it doesn't even have a bun. You could probably only find it in america.
It consists of 2 fried chicken breasts (used instead of a traditional bun), 2 slices of bacon, and a slice of cheese with some kind of sauce.
You can't call it a heart attack on a bun because it doesn't even have a bun. You could probably only find it in america.
American fat fuck1:Hey phil, you down to eat a shitload of death sandwiches from kfc?
American fat fuck2:Hell yeah Randy, I'm not only down, I'm double down. and while we're there, we'll order some large sodas and see if they can fill the cups with gravy.
American fat fuck1:Oh shit, I forgot that we're too fat to even walk up to the drive thru window.
American fat fuck2:awwwww man, I only had 47 heart attacks this year.
American fat fuck1: We better smoke some crack to drop some weight so we can actually fit inside of kfc.
American fat fuck2:Hell yeah Randy, I'm not only down, I'm double down. and while we're there, we'll order some large sodas and see if they can fill the cups with gravy.
American fat fuck1:Oh shit, I forgot that we're too fat to even walk up to the drive thru window.
American fat fuck2:awwwww man, I only had 47 heart attacks this year.
American fat fuck1: We better smoke some crack to drop some weight so we can actually fit inside of kfc.
by A WHITE GUY July 13, 2014
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Poor man's hash
The black tar like substance that you scrape from your pipe which can be smoked as a last resort when weed and/or weed money isn't around.
May give some people headaches.
Poor man's hash
The black tar like substance that you scrape from your pipe which can be smoked as a last resort when weed and/or weed money isn't around.
May give some people headaches.
If you're out of weed and short on cash, or if everyone's dry and weed isn't to be found and you need to take the edge off, pipe poop will do the trick.
by A WHITE GUY February 1, 2015
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