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Definitions by A Shit Being

Ass Harassment 

The act of grabbing, touching, punching, kicking, or unwanted fucking of the ass of any living thing. A branch of sexual harassment, but more specific.
Tom is an Ass Harassment victim; he is forever scarred.
Ass Harassment by A Shit Being December 28, 2010

Piss Rampage 

The feeling you get when your dick explodes from extreme urination. Happens when you hold your urge to urinate for more than two days.
Rick held his urge to pee for several days, when he finally decided to go, he suffered Piss Rampage.
Piss Rampage by A Shit Being December 28, 2010

Ass Terrain 

The shape and/or feel of an object or place that resembles an ass or ass like qualities.
The long stretch of road had a rough look of Ass Terrain
Ass Terrain by A Shit Being December 28, 2010

Ass Ambush 

1. What happens when diarrhea sudden goes explosive, unexpectedly, can be dangerous. Most of the time painful.

2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.

3. A sly sexual move.
1. Dude, oh my god, I just had an Ass Ambush and it burns!

2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.

3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.
Ass Ambush by A Shit Being December 28, 2010