absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.

"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 21, 2016

skamper dampers

a term used to describe suspects linked to a crime running away from said crime scene.

"Dude where's Johnny?"
"He ran away with the other skamper dampers last night!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 18, 2016

Fiddle Fish

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness

"What are you doing you Fiddle Fish?!"

by A Saturated Meatball October 02, 2016