as seen on TV

A phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of shit.

WO! This Grabbo-Arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! This product was "AS SEEN ON TV"! I should probably buy it!

by A Little Pinprick July 14, 2006

Disney

The largest producer of shitty direct-to-DVD sequels of their half-decent movies.

Disney split up with Pixar on an account that "The Incredibles 2," "Finding Nemo 2," and "Monsters Inc 2" did not come out straight to DVD.

by A Little Pinprick September 17, 2008

1234567890

The row of numbers on a keyboard.

You'd be surprised how many people I've heard ask where the "10" button was.

wtf 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-0 where's the 10.

1234567890

by A Little Pinprick July 15, 2006

geico

A car insurance company that never fails to make me watch mindless television with their crazy funny commercials.

The geico commercials are funny, however, the ones with the talking lizard are not.

by A Little Pinprick August 07, 2006

rigism

The philosophy in which fans of BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING live by. Followers of rigism are rigists, and you do not have to denounce your previous faith in order to become one.

Wow! I joined Rigism and my life is more WINNER than ever!

by A Little Pinprick August 07, 2006

PS3

A video game console with all sorts of shiny new features such as Blu-Ray players, shimmering pewter controllers, Spider-man text, an analog light that's twice as bright as the PS2's, and maybe a new button or two.

However, it's really expensive (600-700 dollars) which really turns me off about the whole thing, and I'm probably gonna get a nice new Nintendo Wii unless Sony can come to their senses.

Little Johnny:"Osh-Gosh B-GOSH, what console should I get? The PS3, the Xbox 360, or the nice new Nintendo Wii?"
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Little Billy:"The PS3 has a really bright analog light and Spider-man text, go get that"
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Little Johnny:"Wow! What a bright light! Oh man...it's really expensive..."
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Little Billy:"Then maybe you should get an Xbox 360. It's got a super green ring of light that lights up in a certain way depending on your console's orientation!"
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Little Johnny:"But Bill Gates own about fifty-five crystal toilet seats from the profit he's made! That's enough to put fifty-five toilet seats on one toilet!"
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Little Billy:"Okay, behind Nintendo's curtain is a nice new Wii! It's really tiny and the promotional concept picture has a floating disc!"
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Little Johnny:"Cool! I'll get that! Those people are having so much fun throwing their bodies around with that futuristic controller they got thar!"
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Little Billy:"Way to go, Little Johnny!"

by A Little Pinprick August 07, 2006

echoes

A 23-minute epic by psychadelic act Pink Floyd. It's featured on their 1971 album Meddle and is considered by fans the point in which they found the sound they were best known for in albums like The Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here. It takes up the entire b-side of the album. Also the title of their greatest hits album Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd (The song is featured on that compilation but is shortened to only thirteen minutes).

You haven't heard Pink Floyd until you've heard Echoes.

by A Little Pinprick August 26, 2006