A Little Pinprick's definitions

Civil War

One o'dem fancy "wor battle." Mah Conf-fedda-rit ancestry got tired o'dem lazy, drunken, slobs o'da nawth. General Lee put up some good fightin' for a while, but got bored with how the Nawth were a little dull in tha head. He gave up, and it 'twas a nudder vic'try for 'ar ancestry. T'day we still strong as the CON-FEEDDER-IT STATES O'A-MARE-KA.

bless tha lawd we won that "civil war battle" o we wouda got no mo' niggas to run the fields.

by A Little Pinprick September 8, 2006

paris hilton

Slut
skank
bitch
and
whore
out
of
ten.

Paris Hilton is rich and famous because her dad worked his ass off!

It's true that you can become rich without trying, ask Eric Bauman!

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

geico

A car insurance company that never fails to make me watch mindless television with their crazy funny commercials.

The geico commercials are funny, however, the ones with the talking lizard are not.

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

1234567890

The row of numbers on a keyboard.

You'd be surprised how many people I've heard ask where the "10" button was.

wtf 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-0 where's the 10.

1234567890

by A Little Pinprick July 15, 2006

rigism

The philosophy in which fans of BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING live by. Followers of rigism are rigists, and you do not have to denounce your previous faith in order to become one.

Wow! I joined Rigism and my life is more WINNER than ever!

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

PS3

A video game console with all sorts of shiny new features such as Blu-Ray players, shimmering pewter controllers, Spider-man text, an analog light that's twice as bright as the PS2's, and maybe a new button or two.

However, it's really expensive (600-700 dollars) which really turns me off about the whole thing, and I'm probably gonna get a nice new Nintendo Wii unless Sony can come to their senses.

Little Johnny:"Osh-Gosh B-GOSH, what console should I get? The PS3, the Xbox 360, or the nice new Nintendo Wii?"
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Little Billy:"The PS3 has a really bright analog light and Spider-man text, go get that"
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Little Johnny:"Wow! What a bright light! Oh man...it's really expensive..."
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Little Billy:"Then maybe you should get an Xbox 360. It's got a super green ring of light that lights up in a certain way depending on your console's orientation!"
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Little Johnny:"But Bill Gates own about fifty-five crystal toilet seats from the profit he's made! That's enough to put fifty-five toilet seats on one toilet!"
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Little Billy:"Okay, behind Nintendo's curtain is a nice new Wii! It's really tiny and the promotional concept picture has a floating disc!"
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Little Johnny:"Cool! I'll get that! Those people are having so much fun throwing their bodies around with that futuristic controller they got thar!"
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Little Billy:"Way to go, Little Johnny!"

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

bob saget

A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.

Bob Saget is god?

Why that's ENLIGHTENING!

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006