A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME)'s definitions

Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.

Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017

Honest Reviewing

Not being blinded by nostalgia of le wrong generation or the popularity of the current media. Being fair to all music/movies/TV programs. You probably get a lot of shit for your opinion, but that's why it's called honest.

You know, for as much shit as One Direction got, we're not going to act like The Beatles' early music followed the same stuff. Of course, The Beatles evolved, but so did 1D. Just because 1D only existed to get girls wet, the early Beatles material did just the same thing. It's just honest reviewing.

DIRECTIONER: You want me to compare beautiful art to that gay-ass shit?
LE WRONG GENERATION: But The Beatles are the best! One Direction are gay-ass shit!

You're not getting the point.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 26, 2017

Pop Champagne

The name of the worst hit song of all time, by Ron Browz, Jim Jones, and Juelz Santana.

Is it even a song?

ETHER BOI
HEY
HOW WE BALL IN THE CLUB I KNOW YOU HATE IT
MAMI DANCING ON THE FLOOR LIKE SHE NAKED
WHEN SHE LAY DOWN WITH YOU I KNOW SHE FAKIN
ALL THE GIRLS GIVE IT TO ME AIN'T GOTTA TAKE IT
OHHHHH
POP CHAMPAGNE

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 14, 2017

Starboy

A term used to describe a millionaire celebrity who gloats about their money, possessions, and side girls. The term originates from The Weeknd's dope-ass song "Starboy", which involved said topics and him bragging about it.

"Milli point 2 just to hurt you, uh
All red Lam just to tease you, uh
Main bitch out of your league too, uh
Side bitch out of your league too, uh
House so empty, need a centerpiece
20 racks and tables cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man I love my had
You talking money, need a hearing aid
Talking about me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
Switch up my cup, I kill any pain
uh uh uh uh uh uh
Look what you've done.
I'M A MOTHAFUCKIN STARBOY"
-The Weeknd, 2016

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 22, 2017

shell shield

When you get a triple green shell or red shell in Mario Kart and keep it as a shield to avoid other shells. Unfortunately, shell shields are busted by the 'naners.

Shells are used to smack people around.

I pulled out a shell shield. Wario, Ludwig, and Rosalina all went down. Then I just sped ahead to first.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 25, 2017