12 definitions by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME)

Pop Champagne

The name of the worst hit song of all time, by Ron Browz, Jim Jones, and Juelz Santana.

Is it even a song?

ETHER BOI
HEY
HOW WE BALL IN THE CLUB I KNOW YOU HATE IT
MAMI DANCING ON THE FLOOR LIKE SHE NAKED
WHEN SHE LAY DOWN WITH YOU I KNOW SHE FAKIN
ALL THE GIRLS GIVE IT TO ME AIN'T GOTTA TAKE IT
OHHHHH
POP CHAMPAGNE

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 14, 2017

hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

sex

A pleasurable act. There are many examples of sex, as it is a natural phenomenon worthy of the highest of praises.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.

I arrived home. It was a hard, challenging day at work. I crashed on the bed, tired out. Suddenly, my girlfriend, Sofia, bursts through the door with only a thong and bra and yells "FUCK ME HARD TONIGHT!" She ties her hair in a ponytail for me to grab by the base, and proceeds to suck my dick so fucking quickly that I cum in her mouth immediately after only two seconds. She then rubs her pussy in my face. We're moaning so loudly you could hear them from a mile away, sweating so hard our faces were pink, and suddenly the door bursts open. This hot bunhead named Emma walks in, completely naked, with the biggest ass I've ever seen. She gets on the floor, ready for some grade-a sex. I shove my dick in her ass, and Sofia eats her pussy so quickly Sonic the Hedgehog would look like a slug. But Sofia and I weren't happy, so Sofia decides to suck her ass, and I fuck her right in the pussy. Best night ever.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) December 18, 2016

1-2 pussy punch

The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.

Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) December 27, 2016

Honest Reviewing

Not being blinded by nostalgia of le wrong generation or the popularity of the current media. Being fair to all music/movies/TV programs. You probably get a lot of shit for your opinion, but that's why it's called honest.

You know, for as much shit as One Direction got, we're not going to act like The Beatles' early music followed the same stuff. Of course, The Beatles evolved, but so did 1D. Just because 1D only existed to get girls wet, the early Beatles material did just the same thing. It's just honest reviewing.

DIRECTIONER: You want me to compare beautiful art to that gay-ass shit?
LE WRONG GENERATION: But The Beatles are the best! One Direction are gay-ass shit!

You're not getting the point.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 27, 2017