The act of shaving someone's head bald. A lot of people think this is just using clippers to buzz their hair really short, but they're not doing it right. A real headshave consists of buzzing hair really short and then using shaving cream and a razor to shave it clean. To the skin.
If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
I gave Sofia a headshave last night. I buzzed her head and then used shaving cream. She didn't have a single hair on her skull when she left this morning.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 15, 2017
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Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
Get the hair salon threesome mug.A pleasurable act. There are many examples of sex, as it is a natural phenomenon worthy of the highest of praises.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.
I arrived home. It was a hard, challenging day at work. I crashed on the bed, tired out. Suddenly, my girlfriend, Sofia, bursts through the door with only a thong and bra and yells "FUCK ME HARD TONIGHT!" She ties her hair in a ponytail for me to grab by the base, and proceeds to suck my dick so fucking quickly that I cum in her mouth immediately after only two seconds. She then rubs her pussy in my face. We're moaning so loudly you could hear them from a mile away, sweating so hard our faces were pink, and suddenly the door bursts open. This hot bunhead named Emma walks in, completely naked, with the biggest ass I've ever seen. She gets on the floor, ready for some grade-a sex. I shove my dick in her ass, and Sofia eats her pussy so quickly Sonic the Hedgehog would look like a slug. But Sofia and I weren't happy, so Sofia decides to suck her ass, and I fuck her right in the pussy. Best night ever.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) December 18, 2016
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Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
Get the haircut fetish mug.When you get a triple green shell or red shell in Mario Kart and keep it as a shield to avoid other shells. Unfortunately, shell shields are busted by the 'naners.
Shells are used to smack people around.
Shells are used to smack people around.
I pulled out a shell shield. Wario, Ludwig, and Rosalina all went down. Then I just sped ahead to first.
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