Definitions by A Cow Told Me To Write This

Douchebreeder 

A heterosexual who embodies all negative traits of heterosexuals, especially male ones.

I feel uncomfortable around Mike with his popped collar, fake tan, and Axe body spray; he's such a douchebreeder.

Douchebreeder by A Cow Told Me To Write This January 19, 2011

Kedollarsha 

The correct pronounciation of Ke$ha, the talent-challenged autotuned bimbette behind such entries in the Opposite-of-Great American Songbook as "Tik Tok", "Your Love is My Drug" and "We R Who We R".

I can't stand Kedollarsha. Her songs suck, she's a cow, and she can't hit the right note without a computer to do it for her.

Kedollarsha by A Cow Told Me To Write This December 20, 2010

buttfarts 

Farts which emerges from one's butt, and not another orifice.

After eating a large can of beans, Steve made many loud and disgusting buttfarts.

buttfarts by A Cow Told Me To Write This August 15, 2007