sacrifice

when the gods say yeet the child and you go with it

Guy 1(an idiot): please don't yeet my child he's my only son
Guy 2 : sacrifices must be made

by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

jelly

Lube, if you're not a coward

Guy 1: did you bring the lube?
Guy 2: I brought something better *takes out peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
Guy 1: this is why we're compatible

by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

soup

when you're too lazy to chew so you blend your food and drink it with a straw

Guy 1: what are you drinking?
Guy 2 (lazy): pizza soup

by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

Candace

More like candace dick fit in your mouth

Guy 1: did you see candace this weekend?
Guy 2: who's candance?

by 99coronasonawall July 17, 2020