A master of the jewtunes; not only does this single human being know these tunes, but he knows how to manipulate the tuns in such a way that the crafty swine have a sense of confusion. And, in that sense of confusion, MrJewTunes comes to steal what was stolen from him, and leave a nice little present for the jews who tried to sneak on him in the first place.
by 908 Projectile May 23, 2010
After Aaron took the dump of the century, he decided to add a touch of lisol disinfectant spray to create the rich scent of shitsol, which would further spread into the common room.
by 908 Projectile October 12, 2009
A jew thats a fucking dipshit. Possessing many jewish traits that further the stereotype of a jew, and creating a new meaning to the word dipshit, therefore creating jipshit.
That greedy jipshit was so infatuated with his 401k he couldn't see past the fact that his 4 inch chode was causing his wife's continuing depression.
by 908 Projectile December 14, 2009
The man who eats steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and shits out the bones when hes done, with a steak beverage to wash it all down. He lays the rules down for all the women he comes across..no sandwich? Prepare to have a rod up your ass. Girl wants to sit back and have a pina colada? Try some PENIS ALOTTA. With a 414HP BMW M3 and quad tip exhausts, every girl who sees this machine has no choice but to bend down and take it in the ass. This man will teach you everything he knows, but be ready, some serious life changes are required.
JGUN: Bro I think this Prius wants to race! BRO, he doesn't know what hes up against...
Markito: Jared, I really dont think..(jared takes off as the grandma in her Prius is overwhelmed with confusion)
JGUN: Look at dat shit boner child! She couldn't compete with the M3 blackula!
Markito: Jared, I really dont think..(jared takes off as the grandma in her Prius is overwhelmed with confusion)
JGUN: Look at dat shit boner child! She couldn't compete with the M3 blackula!
by 908 Projectile August 20, 2011