Otherwise known as the PT Cruiser, this monster of a vehicle manages to still sell in the United States. Pushing a staggering 15RWHP, this beast usually comes in plum purple with plastic wood-looking accents. Don't be fooled, this baby has a top speed of 110MPH, that is if you are capable of driving this machine.
by 908 Projectile December 28, 2011
A master of the jewtunes; not only does this single human being know these tunes, but he knows how to manipulate the tuns in such a way that the crafty swine have a sense of confusion. And, in that sense of confusion, MrJewTunes comes to steal what was stolen from him, and leave a nice little present for the jews who tried to sneak on him in the first place.
by 908 Projectile May 23, 2010
The man who eats steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and shits out the bones when hes done, with a steak beverage to wash it all down. He lays the rules down for all the women he comes across..no sandwich? Prepare to have a rod up your ass. Girl wants to sit back and have a pina colada? Try some PENIS ALOTTA. With a 414HP BMW M3 and quad tip exhausts, every girl who sees this machine has no choice but to bend down and take it in the ass. This man will teach you everything he knows, but be ready, some serious life changes are required.
JGUN: Bro I think this Prius wants to race! BRO, he doesn't know what hes up against...
Markito: Jared, I really dont think..(jared takes off as the grandma in her Prius is overwhelmed with confusion)
JGUN: Look at dat shit boner child! She couldn't compete with the M3 blackula!
Markito: Jared, I really dont think..(jared takes off as the grandma in her Prius is overwhelmed with confusion)
JGUN: Look at dat shit boner child! She couldn't compete with the M3 blackula!
by 908 Projectile August 23, 2011
The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.
"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"
"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"
"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"
"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"
"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"
by 908 Projectile December 08, 2009