11 definitions by 908 Projectile
A jew thats a fucking dipshit. Possessing many jewish traits that further the stereotype of a jew, and creating a new meaning to the word dipshit, therefore creating jipshit.
That greedy jipshit was so infatuated with his 401k he couldn't see past the fact that his 4 inch chode was causing his wife's continuing depression.
by 908 Projectile December 14, 2009
A an african american pornstar that commonly stars in many of today's sleezy porn vids, starring young and horny white women from the age of 25-40. Before any actual action, the viewer gets to listen to Big's well thought out jokes about how he will 'blow his load' and make use of his 14 inch monster cock with yet another rising pornstar. Big's sense of self worth and self esteem both rest in his massive penis that has become his primary means of income and survival. Sadly, his seduction and communication skills with other women also rest in this overlly developed penis of his.
Big stuffed his veiny 14 inch 'monster cock' into Syphylis Susan as he grunted with utter satisfaction.
by 908 Projectile August 24, 2009
A master of the jewtunes; not only does this single human being know these tunes, but he knows how to manipulate the tuns in such a way that the crafty swine have a sense of confusion. And, in that sense of confusion, MrJewTunes comes to steal what was stolen from him, and leave a nice little present for the jews who tried to sneak on him in the first place.
by 908 Projectile May 23, 2010
Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.
Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!
by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010