Definitions by 51/50

merf 

An overwhelming sence of intoxication, to the point of which the only word to describe how you feel is "merf" or "merfed"

"After consuming 3 pills of e, a vile of k, and an 18 pack of Natural light, I was merfed to the max."

"I was so merfed at that party!"

"dude, lets get merfed tonight!"

merf by 51/50 May 6, 2004

maniac mansion

A crazy-ass low-income dwelling where shit's always happenin'and the police are there so much they should set up a mini-station in the motherfucker!

435 13th Street,San Diego,CA 92101 Near Gaslamp Liquor store where people cash they checks,booze up, beg,scam and tweak and walk in da middle of da street.They use da sidewalk for a toilet and bed at the same time!

maniac mansion by 51/50 October 27, 2003