Definitions by 420 yes scope

Feathered cringle 

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.

Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.

Feathered cringle by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

Turd smugglins 

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

Turd smugglins by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

Absolute trash

Literally your life right now.

Dude you are absolute trash
Yeah, I know

Absolute trash by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

Klunk dump

Literally shitting bricks.

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.

Klunk dump by 420 yes scope March 20, 2017