3hourtour's definitions

Cocksaw

A particularly vindictive woman bent on humiliation.

Cover your wedding tackle, boys. Here comes a cocksaw!

by 3hourtour June 20, 2024

Box Oscar

Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.

I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.

by 3hourtour July 7, 2024

Tatterass

The unique condition created when one either coughs or mainly sneezes with a fart in the chamber. Sometimes painful, usually embarrassing and hilarious; especially in church. Known in the past as a bazooka.

Wayne was mortified when he tatterassed during the benediction.

by 3hourtour June 20, 2024

Piss-cutter

Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.

I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.

by 3hourtour May 19, 2024

Veinershlieder

Lubrication teuton style

Ach. This is sticking. It needs some veinershlieder.

by 3hourtour July 7, 2024

organ grinder duet

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Chimposter

A shameless and blatant credit thief. A plagiarist.

You, sir are a plagiarist. Chimposter. You stole my idea.

by 3hourtour June 24, 2024