Urban Dictionary: Definitions by 3hourtour

Femorrhage

She did not look forward to the femorrhage on such a steady schedule

Femorrhage by 3hourtour October 31, 2025

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Jethro was embarrassed when the toilet bowl amplified his sputterbutt.

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A particularly snappy or snarky comment. Formerly one of the ‘dozens’

“What’s that smell?”

“Your Mom” or “ Could it be your breath blowing back in your face?” or “Hoof arted?” Jethro was chock full of wittiquips.

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Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.

I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.

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Ach. This is sticking. It needs some veinershlieder.

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A spike in blood sugar from eating too many carbohydrates. Inescapably followed precipitously by a dreaded carb-buzz hangover.

I got the carb-buzz wobbles from eating half a box of Krispy Kreme sinkers.

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A shameless and blatant credit thief. A plagiarist.

You, sir are a plagiarist. Chimposter. You stole my idea.

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