Virgarried

When you're married but forced to be a virgin.

Jelly: "Man, I'm officially virgarried."
Jam:"How do you know?"
Jelly:"Because I'm bitchy, I got a ring on it, and I haven't gotten laid since March."
Jam: "But it's June."
Jelly: "Exactly. "

by 26dontcare June 01, 2015